Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Buildings Constructed: 39
Emeralds Found: 2255 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5548

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Runes Activated: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchantments Applied: 108
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Gods Slained: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Dragon Eggs Found: 3026

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Alien Abductions: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6637 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 66 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Potions Brewed: 128 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Enchantments Applied: 270

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ores Mined: 963
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6815 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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