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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3183 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 297770 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the macarena. it was so epic, even the creepers were clapping along!
we have epic battles where players ride giant squids into battle against armies of evil villagers. the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!
our community is so friendly, even the zombies stop to say hello before trying to eat your brains.
so come join us on our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity)!