Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

    BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

    BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

    Server Information IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
    Overview Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

    Why Choose BadWolfMC?

    Features
  • Drama-Free and Inclusive Community
  • Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist
  • Impeccable Performance
  • Java-Bedrock Crossplay
  • Engaging Events and Activities
  • Robust Protection and Mechanics
  • Eco-Friendly Worlds
  • Community Integration
  • General Server Rules

    Rules
  • All players must be 18 years of age or older
  • No Griefing
  • No Client Mods/Exploits
  • No Advertising/Spam
  • Common Sense/Maturity
  • FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server IP? Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
    How do I apply for membership? Membership Application
    What are the server rules? Refer to the full rules here

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Slim Seat Minecraft Server

    Slim Seat Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

    We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

    And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

    So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Crops Grown: 7367
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

    Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dimension Hops: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NoSisKidsDailyBabysit

    NoSisKidsDailyBabysit
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of being guilted into babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that! No family drama here, just pure fun and games.

    Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build magnificent structures and explore vast landscapes. No pressure to babysit virtual kids here, just endless possibilities and entertainment.

    So come on, leave the real world responsibilities behind and join our server for a truly guilt-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build some epic block castles and forget about babysitting for good!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP

    UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a loveless marriage with no spark in the bedroom? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual family.

    Our server is filled with players who have also found themselves in lackluster relationships, but have found true love in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a partner who can’t satisfy you when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to take out your frustrations on?

    So come join us and leave your boring real life behind. Who knows, you might even find a new partner who knows how to enchant your pickaxe in all the right ways 😉.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CheatDayCraft

    CheatDayCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat food is stale bread? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the cheat food is unlimited pizza delivered straight to your virtual doorstep by a fleet of flying pigs! That’s right, no more settling for measly bread crumbs when you can feast like a king on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pizza, a pizza so delicious that it’s rumored to grant players special powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from their fingertips. So come join us and indulge in the most epic cheat food experience of your life. Trust us, once you’ve tasted the Diamond Pizza, you’ll never want to play on another server again!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 84 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 202
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8029 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SpyCraft USA – Top Candidates

    SpyCraft USA – Top Candidates
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SECRET SPY BASE BUT IN MINECRAFT. U CAN BE A SUPER SECRET AGENT AND GO ON MISSIONS TO SPY ON OTHER PLAYERS. WE HAVE TOP NOTCH SPY GADGETS LIKE INVISIBILITY POTION AND SECRET COMMUNICATIONS THROUGH REDSTONE. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE JAMES BOND BUT IN BLOCKY FORM. ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE, IT’S A SECRET. SPY ON YOUR FRIENDS AND FOES, BECAUSE IN THIS SERVER, EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT. LET’S GET SNEAKY AND HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Emeralds Found: 2515
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • VMworld.ru Minecraft server

    VMworld.ru Minecraft server

    ## Welcome to VMworld.ru – Vanilla server with new features!

    Join us because our server has a lot of vanilla mechanics and unique additions that will make the game even more interesting!

    What awaits you on our server:

    * Vanilla Plus: Enjoy classic gameplay with the addition of new mechanics and items that expand your creativity and exploration.

    * Plugins for convenience:

    * Chat: Communicate with other players using a convenient chat that will allow you to share experiences, coordinate actions and simply communicate in a pleasant atmosphere.

    * Online map: Track the movements of other players, see where they are building and find them in a huge world.

    * Plasmovoice: Speak and listen to other players, creating a realistic atmosphere of interaction.

    * Vanilla Trains: Build your own train network to move around the world quickly and efficiently.

    * CoreProtect: Provides reliable protection against griefers by tracking all player actions, allowing you to quickly restore everything to its original state.

    We offer:

    * Friendly Community: Join a fun group of players willing to help each other and create an unforgettable experience.

    * Regular updates

    plugins: We monitor the latest plugin updates and add new ones to maintain your interest and diversify the game.

    * Safe and stable game: Our server runs on reliable hardware, ensuring uninterrupted gaming and protection from crashes and DDOS attacks.

    Join us and discover a world where vanilla gameplay is combined with convenient features and bright emotions!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!

    ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!

    ISO SMP Server Overview

    Server Launch Date 2024-09-10
    Community 18+
    Features
    • Chest locking plugin with signs
    • Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking
    • Player and mob heads
    • Death chest
    • Vein-miner
    • /home command
    • Shops with custom economy
    • Anti-xray protection
    • Server on 24/7
    • No creeper block damage
    • No enderman picking up blocks
    Discord Join us on Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is this server open to all age groups? No, this server is for players aged 18 and above.
    How can I protect my chests? You can use the chest locking plugin with signs to secure your chests.
    Can I make my items invisible? Yes, you can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
    Are there player and mob heads available? Yes, player and mob heads are available in the game.
    Is there a way to recover items after death? Yes, there is a death chest feature to retrieve items after death.
    Can I use a vein-miner on this server? Yes, vein-miner is a supported feature on the server.
    Are there player homes and a custom economy system? Yes, players can set homes and trade with a custom economy system on the server.
    Is x-ray cheating prevented on this server? Yes, there is anti-xray protection in place to prevent cheating.
    What are the rules regarding creeper and enderman actions? Creeper block damage and enderman picking up blocks are disabled on the server.
    How can I join the server Discord? You can join the server Discord through the provided link above.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1140
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Farms Harvested: 398
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 468
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Dinners Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dinners Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of eating the same boring food from your country every day? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special last meal of the day that will blow your mind! Imagine feasting on diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper-shaped cookies. Your taste buds will thank you for joining our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So why settle for boring meals in your country when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a culinary adventure like never before? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a smile on your face!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RideOrDie Minecraft Server

    RideOrDie Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from weird old guys begging for rides and guilt-tripping you into helping them! Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own transportation system and never have to deal with creepy passengers again.

    Our server offers a unique experience where you can create your own driving school and teach others how to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. No more late-night drives with strangers who make you uncomfortable – here, you’re in control of who you interact with.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and have fun without worrying about weirdos asking for favors. Plus, if you ever need a break from it all, just hop on a virtual plane and fly away to a new adventure. Trust us, it’s way more fun than giving rides to sketchy characters.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Runes Activated: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DadDramaCraft

    DadDramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Picture this: you’re cruising around in your brand new virtual car, showing off to all your friends on the server. But wait, here comes your dad, trying to steal your ride and leave you with the old clunker. Not on our watch! Stand up to your virtual dad and let him know who’s boss in this virtual world.

    With a community full of supportive players and plenty of opportunities for fun, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual drama unfold in the most epic way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7666 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NightOwlCraft SMP

    NightOwlCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Villages Defended: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SuperInconvenientPowers

    SuperInconvenientPowers
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and build stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous superpowers that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    Imagine being able to shoot fireballs from your hands, but every time you do, your character’s hair catches on fire. Or how about the power to fly, but only backwards and upside down? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy superpowers, wacky characters, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden ability that will make you the ultimate Minecraft superhero! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner superpower!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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