Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Divine Spears Created: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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