so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Gods Slained: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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