Unironically… Minecraft Server

existentialism, Individualism, introspection, life philosophy, Minecraft, personal beliefs, philosophy, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-realization, Server, Unironically

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.