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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6789 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of a server that never lets you down, unlike that one time she promised to pay for dinner but conveniently forgot her wallet. And don’t worry about missing out on fun activities – we have more exciting quests and challenges than she has excuses for not finding a job.
So, if you’re tired of supporting someone who can’t even support themselves, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle in the land. Trust us, it’s a lot more rewarding than funding someone’s vacation while they “look” for a job.