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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 970 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5407 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9090 |
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