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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2818 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
New Chunks Explored: | 221893 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2867 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 197 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of a server that never lets you down, unlike that one time she promised to pay for dinner but conveniently forgot her wallet. And don’t worry about missing out on fun activities – we have more exciting quests and challenges than she has excuses for not finding a job.
So, if you’re tired of supporting someone who can’t even support themselves, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle in the land. Trust us, it’s a lot more rewarding than funding someone’s vacation while they “look” for a job.