π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8655 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of a server that never lets you down, unlike that one time she promised to pay for dinner but conveniently forgot her wallet. And don’t worry about missing out on fun activities – we have more exciting quests and challenges than she has excuses for not finding a job.
So, if you’re tired of supporting someone who can’t even support themselves, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle in the land. Trust us, it’s a lot more rewarding than funding someone’s vacation while they “look” for a job.