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SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Items Found:	1234	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mines Excavated:	3306
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	517001	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Solaris

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A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	9851	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2626	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0