LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Ores Mined: 7179 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Magic Items Found: 3747
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 2671
    Emeralds Found: 6498 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Potions Brewed: 125
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4633 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Star Shards Collected: 172
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 80 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Enchantments Applied: 291
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 544595
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9679
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 New Chunks Explored: 147676
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ores Mined: 1574 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2478 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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