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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5599 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9560 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2096 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.
So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.