Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
Divine Spears Created: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features:

    tpa
    homes
    quests
    toggleable PvP
    time ranks
    staff online 24/7
    regular custom events

    If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

    Server Information:

    Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    Medieval MC v28.5 mmc4.pumpkraft.net

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

    Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

    A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

    /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous
    Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Ores Mined: 1284 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

    Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Ores Mined: 8982
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

    DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

    Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

    Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

    And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

    WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP
    A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FriYAY Craft!

    FriYAY Craft!
    Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 146
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 475
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HagueCraft Minecraft Server

    HagueCraft Minecraft Server
    yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Runes Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 900
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Whispering Pines

    Whispering Pines

    Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

    Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!
    Welcome to Starlight SMP!
    Server Type Modded 1.20.1 Survival
    Features
    Supported Edition Cracked and Premium Java Edition
    Discord [​discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
    Website [​starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

    FAQs

    1. What is Starlight SMP?

    Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

    3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

    Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

    4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

    Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

    No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

    Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

    7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

    Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

    8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

    Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

    Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party

    Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves – good luck getting to it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Maya, a wrestling superstar who moonlights as a Minecraft pro. To celebrate her 10th anniversary in the ring, we’re hosting a Maya look-alike contest – the winner gets to challenge Maya herself to a wrestling match in-game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, treasure, and maybe even a little bit of wrestling madness. See you in-game, fellow crafters!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 316
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HubbyDramaGoneViral

    HubbyDramaGoneViral
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP

    PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can be a Pokemon character for the day! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can be Pikachu, Charizard, or even Jigglypuff!

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling giant creepers to rescuing villagers from zombie invasions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your inner Pokemon trainer shine!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ParentalPeculiarities

    ParentalPeculiarities
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens riding on top of giant spiders, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

    Our server is so wild that we have a rule where you can only mine diamonds while wearing a chicken costume and clucking like a chicken the entire time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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