so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 163 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
New Chunks Explored: 408217 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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