so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 234
Players Killed by Monsters: 8065 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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