Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 257 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Buildings Constructed: 44 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
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