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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Buildings Constructed: 20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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