Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8780
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 24
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

    Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
    come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

    Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade
    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.
    Features
    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Can I have multiple homes?

    Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Farms Harvested: 459 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

    Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server
    Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

    We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

    So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 229 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

    Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

    First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 467 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ChemicalTasteMC Server

    ChemicalTasteMC Server
    Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

    One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

    Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UncleCrushDramaCraft

    UncleCrushDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

    Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy

    HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building and mining in peace? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, plenty of laughs.

    Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Animals Bred: 164

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnimeCraft: First Watched!

    AnimeCraft: First Watched!
    Join our Minecraft server and relive your first anime experience in a whole new way! Dive into a world where every block is a different anime character, and every creeper is actually just a misunderstood tsundere. Build your own anime-inspired creations and battle it out with other players in epic anime-themed PvP battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where all the waifus and husbandos come to life! So come on, join us and let’s make your first anime experience in Minecraft one you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server

    PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server
    lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own missile and launch it at ur enemies like u r in N. Korea or sumthin. we got drones flyin around and stuff, just like in South Korea tryna spy on us. but don’t worry, we got ur back, u can be the ultimate dictator in this server and rule with an iron fist. join now and show those pesky drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCanuckRx

    CraftyCanuckRx
    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Wild West Therapy Town

    Wild West Therapy Town
    yOu wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit therapy sessions inspired by Indigenous healing techniques. Picture dis: you mining for diamonds while also working through your childhood trauma with a virtual shaman. Our therapists are like wizards, casting spells to heal your soul while you build epic structures in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never experienced therapy like dis before. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    CaseOh is a talented musician and producer known for his unique blend of electronic and hip-hop sounds. With a growing fanbase and a distinct style, CaseOh is making waves in the music industry. His dynamic production skills and catchy melodies set him apart from the crowd, establishing him as an artist to watch in the future.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ✅StellarVolt ✅| Space, weapons and realism Minecraft server

    ✅StellarVolt ✅| Space, weapons and realism Minecraft server
    Greetings! Thank you for deciding to look here. I wish you a good mood and a pleasant game on our or any other server!

    StellarVolt is a new survival server in Minecraft with industrial-space and realistic mods.

    – The server is located on version 1.12.2, although this version is far from new, it is one of the most stable and optimized, and also has a huge range of mods for every taste. The disadvantage of the version is compensated by the FutureMC mod, which adds some of the content from the new versions of 1.16.x.

    – The server does not have private parties in the usual sense; instead, a clan-like faction system is used, which allows players to create their own factions, control and defend their territories, and also interact politically with other factions.

    – The collection of mods includes more than 50 different modifications, the main ones include: Galacticraft, Immersive Engineering, Tough As Nails and an analogue of Flan’s. Despite the number of mods, the assembly is optimized and should produce acceptable FPS on weak devices.

    You can only access the server using the project’s special launcher. “Why is it needed?” – you ask.– Well, firstly, it’s convenient, you don’t need to constantly reinstall mods manually, because of some minor changes, the launcher will do it all on its own.– Secondly, you don’t need to have a license to log into the server, since the project uses its own player system, which also allows you to install your own skins and capes, including HD quality.– And thirdly, this is additional protection from dishonest players who use cheats or hack accounts.

    Main server mods:‎‎‎Industry– Immersive Engineering– Immersive Petroleum-Galacticraft– IronChest

    Weapon– Expansive Weaponry (Similar to Flan’s mod)

    Survival– Tough As Nails– Serene Seasons-Food Funk– HarvestCraft

    Realism– Realistic Terrain Generation– Dynamic Trees– YUNG’s Better Mineshafts

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74
    Zombie Dances: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion! No hacks, no resets, just semi-anarchy fun on 1.20.6 EU server

    AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion! No hacks, no resets, just semi-anarchy fun on 1.20.6 EU server
    Server Name UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking
    Launch Date 10th of March 2020
    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.6
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    Overview:

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I use hacks on UneasyVanilla?

    A: No, using hacks or cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using such tools will be banned.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Can I set a home or teleport to coordinates?

    A: No, teleportation, sethome, or any form of location manipulation is not allowed. Players must traverse the world by foot or other means of transportation.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on UneasyVanilla?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on the server, but players should keep in mind the line between fair gameplay and targeted harassment.

    Q: What makes UneasyVanilla different from other servers?

    A: UneasyVanilla offers a true vanilla experience with total freedom for players to create, explore, and interact in an anarchy environment, without the use of hacks or cheats.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 9691 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our community is so wild that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power, capable of turning dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe also has a mind of its own and will occasionally break out into song and dance numbers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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