Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Campfire

    The Campfire

    The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1592 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

    Overview
    If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.
    What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
    Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
    Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
    Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
    Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
    Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

    Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I respawn after I die? No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
    How do I navigate without accurate coordinates? Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
    How can I contribute to the server community? Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

    See you in-game 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9935 New Chunks Explored: 269971
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Enchantments Applied: 154
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GFsteals4funCraft

    GFsteals4funCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

    We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyLessons

    CraftyLessons
    Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

    As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

    Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • EverestClimber100

    EverestClimber100
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 332 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Paws & Pixels Server

    Paws & Pixels Server
    so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

    well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

    plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

    so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

    Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

    if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Diamond Rush

    The Diamond Rush

    The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Void Armor Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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