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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6421 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Are you tired of carrying the weight of your past Minecraft worlds on your shoulders? Do you long for a fresh start where you can leave all your creeper explosions and failed redstone contraptions behind? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.
