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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4591 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to challenge the server owner who’s rumored to have a pet dragon as their sidekick.
And if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously, come hang out with us where the only rule is to have fun and never dig straight down (unless you want to unleash a horde of angry chickens).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your grandma’s bingo night!