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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6334 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!