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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6136 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 381 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!