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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5157 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!