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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6449 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 322678 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 107 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!