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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6400 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!