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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7466 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!