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SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crops Grown:	7711
Void Gems Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	9349
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	90
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1452	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	168069
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	3414
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	6

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	149
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	6410	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	8090

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	6822
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1