UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Enchantments Applied:	155	Holy Grails Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	28	Void Armor Forged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6902	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mines Excavated:	2119
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	336755
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1506	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1807	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.