UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	6580
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mines Excavated:	1451	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Potions Brewed:	73	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Potions Brewed:	113	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7535	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2664	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	771
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	157	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1995
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!