UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	5731	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	314217	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Towns Built:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Farms Harvested:	573

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	167
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4181

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.