UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Potions Brewed:	62
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2154	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	61

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3181
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4487
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3852
Emeralds Found:	3445	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6937	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	9052
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9709
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.