LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
Animals Bred: 37 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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