LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Runes Activated: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Emeralds Found: 8868
Animals Bred: 142 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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