so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 New Chunks Explored: 110544
Dragons Tamed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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