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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3208 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!