Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4720	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Potions Brewed:	110
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	5329	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Potions Brewed:	97	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4287

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9905	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3121

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Runes Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	756	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.