Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4253	Ores Mined:	5401
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.