Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	270	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	2998	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
New Chunks Explored:	113948	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	5021
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	115
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3674	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3126

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.