lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

    Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

    – The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

    – Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 391 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ores Mined: 8444

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

    TechTrendz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4613 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

    GenoTurkey Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Bucha’s Drone Busters

    Bucha’s Drone Busters
    Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3722 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CreateRP
    Server Type Roleplay with Custom Modpack
    Features Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
    Discord Join here

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is CreateRP? CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
    What makes CreateRP unique? CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Farms Harvested: 244 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Magic Items Found: 8798
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 930 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 New Chunks Explored: 349591
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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