lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Dimension Hops: 7
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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