lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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