lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Chimeras Created: 3 Runes Activated: 6
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Void Armor Forged: 13
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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