TVBlockerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	63	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

Ayame, Channels.., Daily, Edition, fubuki, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, Mio, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, subaru, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9672	Chimeras Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	574986
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Star Shards Collected:	138
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1065
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Animals Bred:	54

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchantments Applied:	270	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8869	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4