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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1652 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Farms Harvested: | 733 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!