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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3351 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 3771 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!