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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2377 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 2627 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!