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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6018 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3112 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena. Not to mention, our villagers are known for throwing the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our Ender Dragon is actually a professional stand-up comedian.
But wait, there’s more! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides, perfect for a relaxing day in hell. And did I mention that our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise? That’s right, you’ll never find a more magical server than Native American Tux.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.