Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Preferred Players	Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, this is a vanilla survival server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	749462	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blame the Creeper

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

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Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1563	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Girl Power Mine

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

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Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Reasons to Join:

7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. It was like a Minecraft rave party!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NorgeCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and wake up Støre, the legendary Minecraft player who has been in a deep slumber for centuries. Legend has it that whoever can wake him up will be granted god-like powers and the ability to summon llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to the latest tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the zombie chickens…they’re known for their killer dance moves.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineCraic: Nanashi’s Nonsense Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go 🤯? Look no further, because this server is the ultimate place to be! Join now for a chance to play with the most talented Minecraft players out there, including Inaba Haneru, Hinokuma Ran, Kazami Kuku, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Nanashi inc friends are joining in on the fun. Imagine building and exploring with Camomi Camomi, Komori Met, and Suou Patra – it’s going to be an epic adventure!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even Amaui and Hinata Mashu can’t get enough of it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let the fun begin! 🎮🔥

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LOLcraft Tower of Puns

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take tower building to a whole new level! Forget about boring old towers, on our server, we build PTOWERS! That’s right, PTOWERS – towers that are so epic, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about towers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a PTOWER so tall, it reached the moon. Yes, the moon! And do you know what happened next? The moon turned into cheese! That’s right, CHEESE! So if you want to witness crazy adventures like this, you better join our server ASAP.

But that’s not all! Our server also has UNICORNS roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Imagine charging into a PTOWER siege on the back of a majestic unicorn – now that’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up building the next legendary PTOWER that will go down in Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.